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ALL TIME RESULTS & STANDINGS
* 2004 Cage Match SFIT Champion: Sisters of Sal *
GROUPS
THAT HAVE GRACED THE CAGE MATCH STAGE
(and how many times [or not] the audience have liked them better):
| Team |
Wins |
Loses |
8 |
4 |
|
3 |
2 |
|
2 |
1 |
|
| Countless
Crows |
2 |
2 |
| Bearded
Face of Death |
1 |
1 |
| Champions
of Breakfast |
1 |
2 |
1 |
2 |
|
1 |
2 |
|
| Bayden
I.I.E. |
1 |
1 |
| Unkle
Winky |
1 |
3 |
| Improsia |
1 |
2 |
| Braintrust |
0 |
1 |
| Pushing
Eels |
0 |
1 |
| Ovarian
Hilarity |
0 |
1 |
4 |
2 |
|
| The Substitutes |
2 |
2 |
| Double
Feature |
4 |
2 |
4 |
5 |
|
| M.E.B. |
1 |
0 |
| Finger
Tail |
1 |
1 |
| Lipshtick |
2 |
1 |
| Kick
the Squirrel |
0 |
1 |
| Super
Happy Fun Improv |
3 |
1 |
| Plush
Squad |
0 |
1 |
| Musical
on 55th Street |
2 |
0 |
| Bombshelter
STP |
0 |
1 |
| Visitor's
Information Center |
0 |
3 |
| Object
Theater |
1 |
1 |
Note: When necessary, rank is determined by a combination of total wins, total loses, total votes, average votes cast, and a number equal to random digits our statistician wrote down last time she was on mescaline divided by the exact number of carbon 14 atoms in a one carat diamond held in trust at the Bank of Commerce and Credit International. The Cage Match staff takes no pleasure in such measurements ('cause, really, the point is to have fun), but, well, someone has to do it.
Current as of 1/30/05